Intro
A F#m D Bm E
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
A F#m Bm A
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
A
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
F#m
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Bm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
E
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
A
I go "Mooo"
F#m
Mooo
A
Mooo
Dm C#7
Mooo
A
Yeah, I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
F#m7
I'm not in the mood
Bm7
Tryna make moves
E
Tryna make moves
A
Bitch, I'm too smooth
F#m
I'm not in the mood
Bm E
Tryna make moves
Am C#m7
Tryna make moves
[Verse 1]
A
Got milk, bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
F#m
Got steak, ho? Got cheese? (got it)
Bm
Grade B ho, not lean (not lean)
E
Got me A1, sauce please
A
These heifers got nothin' on me
F#m
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
Bm
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
E
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)
A
You a calf, bitch, you my daughter (you my daughter)
F#m
I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered) get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
Bm
Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)
E
With my farmer (woo) McDonald (woo)
A
And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)
F#m
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (in that order)
Bm
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
E
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)
[Pre-Chorus]
A
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
F#m
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Bm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
E
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
A
I go "Mooo" (moo, moo, moo)
F#m
Mooo (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Bm
Mooo
E
Mooo (yeah)
A
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
F#m
I'm not in the mood
Bm
Tryna make moves
E
Tryna make moves
A
Bitch, I'm too smooth
F#m
I'm not in the mood
Bm
Tryna make moves
E
Tryna make moves
[Bridge]
A
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
F#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Bm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
E
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
A
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
F#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Bm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
E
Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah) bitch, I'm a cow
[Verse 2]
A
Old McDonald had a farm
F#m
I give him a titty, tryna keep him calm
Bm
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
E
I ain't in the city cause they ain't got lawns
A
Suck a nigga dick or somethin', E-I-O
F#m
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
Bm
Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens and the pigs
E
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know
[Refrain]
A
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
F#m
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
Bm
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
E
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
A
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
F#m
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bm
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
E
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
A
Milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
F#m
And they're like, it's better than yours
Bm
Damn right, it's better than yours
E
I can treat you, but I have to charge
A
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
F#m
And they're like, it's better than yours
Bm
Damn right, it's better than yours
E
I can treat you, but I have to charge
[Outro]
A
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
F#m
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Bm
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
E
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
A
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
F#m
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Bm
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
E
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
I got a cheeseburger, fucking vegans