Intro
F# D#m B G#m C#
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
F# D#m G#m F#
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
F#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
D#m
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
G#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
C#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
F#
I go "Mooo"
D#m
Mooo
F#
Mooo
Bm A#7
Mooo
F#
Yeah, I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
D#m7
I'm not in the mood
G#m7
Tryna make moves
C#
Tryna make moves
F#
Bitch, I'm too smooth
D#m
I'm not in the mood
G#m C#
Tryna make moves
F#m A#m7
Tryna make moves
[Verse 1]
F#
Got milk, bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
D#m
Got steak, ho? Got cheese? (got it)
G#m
Grade G# ho, not lean (not lean)
C#
Got me A1, sauce please
F#
These heifers got nothin' on me
D#m
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
G#m
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
C#
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)
F#
You a calf, bitch, you my daughter (you my daughter)
D#m
I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered) get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
G#m
Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)
C#
With my farmer (woo) McDonald (woo)
F#
And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)
D#m
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (in that order)
G#m
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
C#
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)
[Pre-Chorus]
F#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
D#m
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
G#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
C#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
F#
I go "Mooo" (moo, moo, moo)
D#m
Mooo (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
G#m
Mooo
C#
Mooo (yeah)
F#
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
D#m
I'm not in the mood
G#m
Tryna make moves
C#
Tryna make moves
F#
Bitch, I'm too smooth
D#m
I'm not in the mood
G#m
Tryna make moves
C#
Tryna make moves
[Bridge]
F#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
D#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
G#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
C#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
F#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
D#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
G#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
C#
Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah) bitch, I'm a cow
[Verse 2]
F#
Old McDonald had a farm
D#m
I give him a titty, tryna keep him calm
G#m
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
C#
I ain't in the city cause they ain't got lawns
F#
Suck a nigga dick or somethin', E-I-O
D#m
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
G#m
Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens and the pigs
C#
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know
[Refrain]
F#
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
D#m
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
G#m
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
C#
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
F#
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
D#m
Get out my hay, get out my hay
G#m
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
C#
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
F#
Milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
D#m
And they're like, it's better than yours
G#m
Damn right, it's better than yours
C#
I can treat you, but I have to charge
F#
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
D#m
And they're like, it's better than yours
G#m
Damn right, it's better than yours
C#
I can treat you, but I have to charge
[Outro]
F#
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
D#m
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
G#m
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
C#
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
F#
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
D#m
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
G#m
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
C#
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
I got a cheeseburger, fucking vegans