Intro
D Bm G Em A
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
D Bm Em D
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
D
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Bm
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Em
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
A
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
D
I go "Mooo"
Bm
Mooo
D
Mooo
Gm F#7
Mooo
D
Yeah, I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
Bm7
I'm not in the mood
Em7
Tryna make moves
A
Tryna make moves
D
Bitch, I'm too smooth
Bm
I'm not in the mood
Em A
Tryna make moves
Dm F#m7
Tryna make moves
[Verse 1]
D
Got milk, bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
Bm
Got steak, ho? Got cheese? (got it)
Em
Grade E ho, not lean (not lean)
A
Got me A1, sauce please
D
These heifers got nothin' on me
Bm
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
Em
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
A
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)
D
You a calf, bitch, you my daughter (you my daughter)
Bm
I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered) get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
Em
Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)
A
With my farmer (woo) McDonald (woo)
D
And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)
Bm
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (in that order)
Em
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
A
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)
[Pre-Chorus]
D
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Bm
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Em
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
A
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
D
I go "Mooo" (moo, moo, moo)
Bm
Mooo (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Em
Mooo
A
Mooo (yeah)
D
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
Bm
I'm not in the mood
Em
Tryna make moves
A
Tryna make moves
D
Bitch, I'm too smooth
Bm
I'm not in the mood
Em
Tryna make moves
A
Tryna make moves
[Bridge]
D
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
Bm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Em
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
A
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
D
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
Bm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Em
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
A
Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah) bitch, I'm a cow
[Verse 2]
D
Old McDonald had a farm
Bm
I give him a titty, tryna keep him calm
Em
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
A
I ain't in the city cause they ain't got lawns
D
Suck a nigga dick or somethin', E-I-O
Bm
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
Em
Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens and the pigs
A
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know
[Refrain]
D
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
Bm
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
Em
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
A
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
D
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
Bm
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Em
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
A
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
D
Milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
Bm
And they're like, it's better than yours
Em
Damn right, it's better than yours
A
I can treat you, but I have to charge
D
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
Bm
And they're like, it's better than yours
Em
Damn right, it's better than yours
A
I can treat you, but I have to charge
[Outro]
D
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Bm
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Em
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
A
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
D
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Bm
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Em
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
A
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
I got a cheeseburger, fucking vegans