Intro
C# A#m F# D#m G#
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
C# A#m D#m C#
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
C#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
A#m
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
D#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
G#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
C#
I go "Mooo"
A#m
Mooo
C#
Mooo
F#m F7
Mooo
C#
Yeah, I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
A#m7
I'm not in the mood
D#m7
Tryna make moves
G#
Tryna make moves
C#
Bitch, I'm too smooth
A#m
I'm not in the mood
D#m G#
Tryna make moves
C#m Fm7
Tryna make moves
[Verse 1]
C#
Got milk, bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
A#m
Got steak, ho? Got cheese? (got it)
D#m
Grade D# ho, not lean (not lean)
G#
Got me A1, sauce please
C#
These heifers got nothin' on me
A#m
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
D#m
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
G#
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)
C#
You a calf, bitch, you my daughter (you my daughter)
A#m
I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered) get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
D#m
Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)
G#
With my farmer (woo) McDonald (woo)
C#
And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)
A#m
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (in that order)
D#m
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
G#
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)
[Pre-Chorus]
C#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
A#m
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
D#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
G#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
C#
I go "Mooo" (moo, moo, moo)
A#m
Mooo (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
D#m
Mooo
G#
Mooo (yeah)
C#
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
A#m
I'm not in the mood
D#m
Tryna make moves
G#
Tryna make moves
C#
Bitch, I'm too smooth
A#m
I'm not in the mood
D#m
Tryna make moves
G#
Tryna make moves
[Bridge]
C#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
A#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
D#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
G#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
C#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
A#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
D#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
G#
Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah) bitch, I'm a cow
[Verse 2]
C#
Old McDonald had a farm
A#m
I give him a titty, tryna keep him calm
D#m
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
G#
I ain't in the city cause they ain't got lawns
C#
Suck a nigga dick or somethin', E-I-O
A#m
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
D#m
Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens and the pigs
G#
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know
[Refrain]
C#
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
A#m
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
D#m
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
G#
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
C#
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
A#m
Get out my hay, get out my hay
D#m
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
G#
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
C#
Milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
A#m
And they're like, it's better than yours
D#m
Damn right, it's better than yours
G#
I can treat you, but I have to charge
C#
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
A#m
And they're like, it's better than yours
D#m
Damn right, it's better than yours
G#
I can treat you, but I have to charge
[Outro]
C#
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
A#m
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
D#m
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
G#
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
C#
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
A#m
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
D#m
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
G#
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
I got a cheeseburger, fucking vegans