Intro
E C#m A F#m B
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
E C#m F#m E
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
E
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
C#m
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
F#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
B
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
E
I go "Mooo"
C#m
Mooo
E
Mooo
Am G#7
Mooo
E
Yeah, I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
C#m7
I'm not in the mood
F#m7
Tryna make moves
B
Tryna make moves
E
Bitch, I'm too smooth
C#m
I'm not in the mood
F#m B
Tryna make moves
Em G#m7
Tryna make moves
[Verse 1]
E
Got milk, bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
C#m
Got steak, ho? Got cheese? (got it)
F#m
Grade F# ho, not lean (not lean)
B
Got me A1, sauce please
E
These heifers got nothin' on me
C#m
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
F#m
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
B
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)
E
You a calf, bitch, you my daughter (you my daughter)
C#m
I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered) get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
F#m
Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)
B
With my farmer (woo) McDonald (woo)
E
And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)
C#m
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (in that order)
F#m
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
B
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)
[Pre-Chorus]
E
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
C#m
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
F#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
B
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
E
I go "Mooo" (moo, moo, moo)
C#m
Mooo (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
F#m
Mooo
B
Mooo (yeah)
E
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
C#m
I'm not in the mood
F#m
Tryna make moves
B
Tryna make moves
E
Bitch, I'm too smooth
C#m
I'm not in the mood
F#m
Tryna make moves
B
Tryna make moves
[Bridge]
E
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
C#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
F#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
B
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
E
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
C#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
F#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
B
Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah) bitch, I'm a cow
[Verse 2]
E
Old McDonald had a farm
C#m
I give him a titty, tryna keep him calm
F#m
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
B
I ain't in the city cause they ain't got lawns
E
Suck a nigga dick or somethin', E-I-O
C#m
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
F#m
Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens and the pigs
B
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know
[Refrain]
E
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
C#m
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
F#m
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
B
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
E
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
C#m
Get out my hay, get out my hay
F#m
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
B
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
E
Milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
C#m
And they're like, it's better than yours
F#m
Damn right, it's better than yours
B
I can treat you, but I have to charge
E
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
C#m
And they're like, it's better than yours
F#m
Damn right, it's better than yours
B
I can treat you, but I have to charge
[Outro]
E
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
C#m
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
F#m
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
B
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
E
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
C#m
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
F#m
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
B
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
I got a cheeseburger, fucking vegans