Intro
A G/A C/A D/A
A G/A C/A D/A
A G/A C/A D/A
A G/A C/A
[Verse 1]
A G/A C/A
Dead you barmy you make it to heaven
D/A A G/A
Fancy drowning to death you barmy in
C/A D/A A
Half a fathom see red rim barnacle
G/A C/A
Come back clammy he reek all lammy
D/A A G/A
He tear off all of his clothes and snap his hair
C/A D/A A G/A C/A D/A
Suffer he stink, he reek all lamb
A G/A C/A
[Verse 2]
A G/A C/A
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
D/A A G/A
I reek all lammy of half a fath
C/A D/A A
Saw red rim barnacle make it to heaven"
G/A C/A D/A
Fancy drowning to death you lamb you
A G/A
Come back clammy you reek all lammy
C/A D/A A G C D
Of half a fathom of stink and you dead
A G C D
[Chorus]
A G C D A G C D
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
A G C D A G C D
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
A G C D A G C D
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
[Verse 3]
A G/A
All soldiers together in World War One
C/A D/A
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
A G/A
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
C/A D/A
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
A G/A
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
C/A D/A
All soldiers together in World War One
A G/A
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
C/A D/A
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
A G/A
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
C/A D/A
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
A G/A
All soldiers together in World War One
C/A D/A
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
[Chorus]
A G C D A G C D
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
(Since the rhythm in this section is so weird, I've tabbed the guitar part so that every
quarter note is followed by 2 dashes and every eighth note is followed by 1 dash.)
F# E A B F# E A B
e|4--4--4-4-4-4--4|--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-|4-4---------------|----------------|
B|----------------|------------------|-----/9--9-9-9-9--|9--9--9-9-9-9--9|
G|1--1--1-1-1-1--1|--1-1-1-1--1--1-1-|1-1---------------|----------------|
D|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
A|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
E|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
F# E A B F# E A B
e|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
B|--9--9-9-9-9--9--|9--/14-14--14--14--14-|14-14-14--14--14--14-14-|14-14--14--14-14-14-14-14-|
G|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
D|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
A|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
E|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
[Verse 4]
A G/A
Dead and you make it up to heaven
C/A D/A
Fancy starving to death you barnacle
A G/A C/A D/A
In half a fathom of red rim barnacle
A G/A C/A D/A
Come back clammy you dead you barnacle
A G/A C/A D/A
Tear of all his clothes and snap his hair
A# Ab/A# Db/A# Eb/A# A# Ab/A# Db/A# Eb/A#
A G C D A G C D
[Verse 5]
F# E A
It was your idea to have a crazy party
B F# E A
With all your new pals to enjoy a free feed
B F# E
On your body and to make the birds stop singing
A B
While they go pick your bones white as pale
F# E A B
All stench and stale to barter with a hammer and you
[Chorus]
A G C D A G C D
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
A G C D A G C D
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
A# Ab/A# Db/A# Eb/A# A# Ab/A# Db/A# Eb/A#
[Verse 6]
B A/B D/B
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
E/B B A/B
I reek all lammy in half a fathom
D/B E/B
Of suffer and stink and clam and you"
[Chorus]
C A# Eb F C A# Eb F
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
C A# Eb F C A# Eb F
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
C A# Eb F C A# Eb F
Dead saw barnacle make it to heaven
C A# Eb F C A# Eb F
Come back clammy you red rim barmy you
C A# Eb F C A# Eb F
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
C A# Eb F C A# Eb F
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you...