Intro
F D#/F G#/F A#/F
F D#/F G#/F A#/F
F D#/F G#/F A#/F
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[Verse 1]
F D#/F G#/F
Dead you barmy you make it to heaven
A#/F F D#/F
Fancy drowning to death you barmy in
G#/F A#/F F
Half a fathom see red rim barnacle
D#/F G#/F
Come back clammy he reek all lammy
A#/F F D#/F
He tear off all of his clothes and snap his hair
G#/F A#/F F D#/F G#/F A#/F
Suffer he stink, he reek all lamb
F D#/F G#/F
[Verse 2]
F D#/F G#/F
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
A#/F F D#/F
I reek all lammy of half a fath
G#/F A#/F F
Saw red rim barnacle make it to heaven"
D#/F G#/F A#/F
Fancy drowning to death you lamb you
F D#/F
Come back clammy you reek all lammy
G#/F A#/F F D# G# A#
Of half a fathom of stink and you dead
F D# G# A#
[Chorus]
F D# G# A# F D# G# A#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
F D# G# A# F D# G# A#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
F D# G# A# F D# G# A#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
[Verse 3]
F D#/F
All soldiers together in World War One
G#/F A#/F
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
F D#/F
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
G#/F A#/F
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
F D#/F
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
G#/F A#/F
All soldiers together in World War One
F D#/F
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
G#/F A#/F
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
F D#/F
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
G#/F A#/F
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
F D#/F
All soldiers together in World War One
G#/F A#/F
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
[Chorus]
F D# G# A# F D# G# A#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
(Since the rhythm in this section is so weird, I've tabbed the guitar part so that every
quarter note is followed by 2 dashes and every eighth note is followed by 1 dash.)
D C F G D C F G
e|4--4--4-4-4-4--4|--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-|4-4---------------|----------------|
B|----------------|------------------|-----/9--9-9-9-9--|9--9--9-9-9-9--9|
G|1--1--1-1-1-1--1|--1-1-1-1--1--1-1-|1-1---------------|----------------|
D|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
A|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
E|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
D C F G D C F G
e|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
B|--9--9-9-9-9--9--|9--/14-14--14--14--14-|14-14-14--14--14--14-14-|14-14--14--14-14-14-14-14-|
G|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
D|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
A|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
E|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
[Verse 4]
F D#/F
Dead and you make it up to heaven
G#/F A#/F
Fancy starving to death you barnacle
F D#/F G#/F A#/F
In half a fathom of red rim barnacle
F D#/F G#/F A#/F
Come back clammy you dead you barnacle
F D#/F G#/F A#/F
Tear of all his clothes and snap his hair
F# Fb/F# A/F# Cb/F# F# Fb/F# A/F# Cb/F#
F D# G# A# F D# G# A#
[Verse 5]
D C F
It was your idea to have a crazy party
G D C F
With all your new pals to enjoy a free feed
G D C
On your body and to make the birds stop singing
F G
While they go pick your bones white as pale
D C F G
All stench and stale to barter with a hammer and you
[Chorus]
F D# G# A# F D# G# A#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
F D# G# A# F D# G# A#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
F# Fb/F# A/F# Cb/F# F# Fb/F# A/F# Cb/F#
[Verse 6]
G F/G A#/G
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
C/G G F/G
I reek all lammy in half a fathom
A#/G C/G
Of suffer and stink and clam and you"
[Chorus]
G# F# Cb C# G# F# Cb C#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
G# F# Cb C# G# F# Cb C#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
G# F# Cb C# G# F# Cb C#
Dead saw barnacle make it to heaven
G# F# Cb C# G# F# Cb C#
Come back clammy you red rim barmy you
G# F# Cb C# G# F# Cb C#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
G# F# Cb C# G# F# Cb C#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you...