Intro
C# B/C# E/C# F#/C#
C# B/C# E/C# F#/C#
C# B/C# E/C# F#/C#
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[Verse 1]
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Dead you barmy you make it to heaven
F#/C# C# B/C#
Fancy drowning to death you barmy in
E/C# F#/C# C#
Half a fathom see red rim barnacle
B/C# E/C#
Come back clammy he reek all lammy
F#/C# C# B/C#
He tear off all of his clothes and snap his hair
E/C# F#/C# C# B/C# E/C# F#/C#
Suffer he stink, he reek all lamb
C# B/C# E/C#
[Verse 2]
C# B/C# E/C#
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
F#/C# C# B/C#
I reek all lammy of half a fath
E/C# F#/C# C#
Saw red rim barnacle make it to heaven"
B/C# E/C# F#/C#
Fancy drowning to death you lamb you
C# B/C#
Come back clammy you reek all lammy
E/C# F#/C# C# B E F#
Of half a fathom of stink and you dead
C# B E F#
[Chorus]
C# B E F# C# B E F#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
C# B E F# C# B E F#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
C# B E F# C# B E F#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
[Verse 3]
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All soldiers together in World War One
E/C# F#/C#
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
C# B/C#
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
E/C# F#/C#
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
C# B/C#
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
E/C# F#/C#
All soldiers together in World War One
C# B/C#
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
E/C# F#/C#
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
C# B/C#
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
E/C# F#/C#
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
C# B/C#
All soldiers together in World War One
E/C# F#/C#
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
[Chorus]
C# B E F# C# B E F#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
(Since the rhythm in this section is so weird, I've tabbed the guitar part so that every
quarter note is followed by 2 dashes and every eighth note is followed by 1 dash.)
A# G# C# D# A# G# C# D#
e|4--4--4-4-4-4--4|--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-|4-4---------------|----------------|
B|----------------|------------------|-----/9--9-9-9-9--|9--9--9-9-9-9--9|
G|1--1--1-1-1-1--1|--1-1-1-1--1--1-1-|1-1---------------|----------------|
D|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
A|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
E|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
A# G# C# D# A# G# C# D#
e|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
B|--9--9-9-9-9--9--|9--/14-14--14--14--14-|14-14-14--14--14--14-14-|14-14--14--14-14-14-14-14-|
G|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
D|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
A|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
E|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
[Verse 4]
C# B/C#
Dead and you make it up to heaven
E/C# F#/C#
Fancy starving to death you barnacle
C# B/C# E/C# F#/C#
In half a fathom of red rim barnacle
C# B/C# E/C# F#/C#
Come back clammy you dead you barnacle
C# B/C# E/C# F#/C#
Tear of all his clothes and snap his hair
D C/D F/D G/D D C/D F/D G/D
C# B E F# C# B E F#
[Verse 5]
A# G# C#
It was your idea to have a crazy party
D# A# G# C#
With all your new pals to enjoy a free feed
D# A# G#
On your body and to make the birds stop singing
C# D#
While they go pick your bones white as pale
A# G# C# D#
All stench and stale to barter with a hammer and you
[Chorus]
C# B E F# C# B E F#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
C# B E F# C# B E F#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
D C/D F/D G/D D C/D F/D G/D
[Verse 6]
D# C#/D# F#/D#
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
G#/D# D# C#/D#
I reek all lammy in half a fathom
F#/D# G#/D#
Of suffer and stink and clam and you"
[Chorus]
E D G A E D G A
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
E D G A E D G A
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
E D G A E D G A
Dead saw barnacle make it to heaven
E D G A E D G A
Come back clammy you red rim barmy you
E D G A E D G A
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
E D G A E D G A
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you...