Intro
B A/B D/B E/B
B A/B D/B E/B
B A/B D/B E/B
B A/B D/B
[Verse 1]
B A/B D/B
Dead you barmy you make it to heaven
E/B B A/B
Fancy drowning to death you barmy in
D/B E/B B
Half a fathom see red rim barnacle
A/B D/B
Come back clammy he reek all lammy
E/B B A/B
He tear off all of his clothes and snap his hair
D/B E/B B A/B D/B E/B
Suffer he stink, he reek all lamb
B A/B D/B
[Verse 2]
B A/B D/B
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
E/B B A/B
I reek all lammy of half a fath
D/B E/B B
Saw red rim barnacle make it to heaven"
A/B D/B E/B
Fancy drowning to death you lamb you
B A/B
Come back clammy you reek all lammy
D/B E/B B A D E
Of half a fathom of stink and you dead
B A D E
[Chorus]
B A D E B A D E
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
B A D E B A D E
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
B A D E B A D E
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
[Verse 3]
B A/B
All soldiers together in World War One
D/B E/B
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
B A/B
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
D/B E/B
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
B A/B
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
D/B E/B
All soldiers together in World War One
B A/B
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
D/B E/B
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
B A/B
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
D/B E/B
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
B A/B
All soldiers together in World War One
D/B E/B
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
[Chorus]
B A D E B A D E
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
(Since the rhythm in this section is so weird, I've tabbed the guitar part so that every
quarter note is followed by 2 dashes and every eighth note is followed by 1 dash.)
G# F# B C# G# F# B C#
e|4--4--4-4-4-4--4|--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-|4-4---------------|----------------|
B|----------------|------------------|-----/9--9-9-9-9--|9--9--9-9-9-9--9|
G|1--1--1-1-1-1--1|--1-1-1-1--1--1-1-|1-1---------------|----------------|
D|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
A|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
E|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
G# F# B C# G# F# B C#
e|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
B|--9--9-9-9-9--9--|9--/14-14--14--14--14-|14-14-14--14--14--14-14-|14-14--14--14-14-14-14-14-|
G|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
D|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
A|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
E|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
[Verse 4]
B A/B
Dead and you make it up to heaven
D/B E/B
Fancy starving to death you barnacle
B A/B D/B E/B
In half a fathom of red rim barnacle
B A/B D/B E/B
Come back clammy you dead you barnacle
B A/B D/B E/B
Tear of all his clothes and snap his hair
C A#/C Eb/C F/C C A#/C Eb/C F/C
B A D E B A D E
[Verse 5]
G# F# B
It was your idea to have a crazy party
C# G# F# B
With all your new pals to enjoy a free feed
C# G# F#
On your body and to make the birds stop singing
B C#
While they go pick your bones white as pale
G# F# B C#
All stench and stale to barter with a hammer and you
[Chorus]
B A D E B A D E
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
B A D E B A D E
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
C A#/C Eb/C F/C C A#/C Eb/C F/C
[Verse 6]
C# B/C# E/C#
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
F#/C# C# B/C#
I reek all lammy in half a fathom
E/C# F#/C#
Of suffer and stink and clam and you"
[Chorus]
D C F G D C F G
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
D C F G D C F G
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
D C F G D C F G
Dead saw barnacle make it to heaven
D C F G D C F G
Come back clammy you red rim barmy you
D C F G D C F G
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
D C F G D C F G
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you...