Intro
D C/D F/D G/D
D C/D F/D G/D
D C/D F/D G/D
D C/D F/D
[Verse 1]
D C/D F/D
Dead you barmy you make it to heaven
G/D D C/D
Fancy drowning to death you barmy in
F/D G/D D
Half a fathom see red rim barnacle
C/D F/D
Come back clammy he reek all lammy
G/D D C/D
He tear off all of his clothes and snap his hair
F/D G/D D C/D F/D G/D
Suffer he stink, he reek all lamb
D C/D F/D
[Verse 2]
D C/D F/D
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
G/D D C/D
I reek all lammy of half a fath
F/D G/D D
Saw red rim barnacle make it to heaven"
C/D F/D G/D
Fancy drowning to death you lamb you
D C/D
Come back clammy you reek all lammy
F/D G/D D C F G
Of half a fathom of stink and you dead
D C F G
[Chorus]
D C F G D C F G
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
D C F G D C F G
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
D C F G D C F G
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
[Verse 3]
D C/D
All soldiers together in World War One
F/D G/D
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
D C/D
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
F/D G/D
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
D C/D
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
F/D G/D
All soldiers together in World War One
D C/D
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
F/D G/D
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
D C/D
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
F/D G/D
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
D C/D
All soldiers together in World War One
F/D G/D
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
[Chorus]
D C F G D C F G
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
(Since the rhythm in this section is so weird, I've tabbed the guitar part so that every
quarter note is followed by 2 dashes and every eighth note is followed by 1 dash.)
B A D E B A D E
e|4--4--4-4-4-4--4|--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-|4-4---------------|----------------|
B|----------------|------------------|-----/9--9-9-9-9--|9--9--9-9-9-9--9|
G|1--1--1-1-1-1--1|--1-1-1-1--1--1-1-|1-1---------------|----------------|
D|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
A|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
E|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
B A D E B A D E
e|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
B|--9--9-9-9-9--9--|9--/14-14--14--14--14-|14-14-14--14--14--14-14-|14-14--14--14-14-14-14-14-|
G|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
D|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
A|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
E|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
[Verse 4]
D C/D
Dead and you make it up to heaven
F/D G/D
Fancy starving to death you barnacle
D C/D F/D G/D
In half a fathom of red rim barnacle
D C/D F/D G/D
Come back clammy you dead you barnacle
D C/D F/D G/D
Tear of all his clothes and snap his hair
D# Db/D# Gb/D# Ab/D# D# Db/D# Gb/D# Ab/D#
D C F G D C F G
[Verse 5]
B A D
It was your idea to have a crazy party
E B A D
With all your new pals to enjoy a free feed
E B A
On your body and to make the birds stop singing
D E
While they go pick your bones white as pale
B A D E
All stench and stale to barter with a hammer and you
[Chorus]
D C F G D C F G
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
D C F G D C F G
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
D# Db/D# Gb/D# Ab/D# D# Db/D# Gb/D# Ab/D#
[Verse 6]
E D/E G/E
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
A/E E D/E
I reek all lammy in half a fathom
G/E A/E
Of suffer and stink and clam and you"
[Chorus]
F D# Ab A# F D# Ab A#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
F D# Ab A# F D# Ab A#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
F D# Ab A# F D# Ab A#
Dead saw barnacle make it to heaven
F D# Ab A# F D# Ab A#
Come back clammy you red rim barmy you
F D# Ab A# F D# Ab A#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
F D# Ab A# F D# Ab A#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you...