Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Dead you barmy you make it to heaven
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Fancy drowning to death you barmy in
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Half a fathom see red rim barnacle
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Come back clammy he reek all lammy
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He tear off all of his clothes and snap his hair
F#/D# G#/D# D# C#/D# F#/D# G#/D#
Suffer he stink, he reek all lamb
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[Verse 2]
D# C#/D# F#/D#
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
G#/D# D# C#/D#
I reek all lammy of half a fath
F#/D# G#/D# D#
Saw red rim barnacle make it to heaven"
C#/D# F#/D# G#/D#
Fancy drowning to death you lamb you
D# C#/D#
Come back clammy you reek all lammy
F#/D# G#/D# D# C# F# G#
Of half a fathom of stink and you dead
D# C# F# G#
[Chorus]
D# C# F# G# D# C# F# G#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
D# C# F# G# D# C# F# G#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
D# C# F# G# D# C# F# G#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
[Verse 3]
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All soldiers together in World War One
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Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
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My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
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I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
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And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
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All soldiers together in World War One
D# C#/D#
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
F#/D# G#/D#
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
D# C#/D#
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
F#/D# G#/D#
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
D# C#/D#
All soldiers together in World War One
F#/D# G#/D#
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
[Chorus]
D# C# F# G# D# C# F# G#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
(Since the rhythm in this section is so weird, I've tabbed the guitar part so that every
quarter note is followed by 2 dashes and every eighth note is followed by 1 dash.)
C A# D# F C A# D# F
e|4--4--4-4-4-4--4|--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-|4-4---------------|----------------|
B|----------------|------------------|-----/9--9-9-9-9--|9--9--9-9-9-9--9|
G|1--1--1-1-1-1--1|--1-1-1-1--1--1-1-|1-1---------------|----------------|
D|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
A|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
E|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
C A# D# F C A# D# F
e|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
B|--9--9-9-9-9--9--|9--/14-14--14--14--14-|14-14-14--14--14--14-14-|14-14--14--14-14-14-14-14-|
G|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
D|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
A|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
E|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
[Verse 4]
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Dead and you make it up to heaven
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Fancy starving to death you barnacle
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In half a fathom of red rim barnacle
D# C#/D# F#/D# G#/D#
Come back clammy you dead you barnacle
D# C#/D# F#/D# G#/D#
Tear of all his clothes and snap his hair
E D/E G/E A/E E D/E G/E A/E
D# C# F# G# D# C# F# G#
[Verse 5]
C A# D#
It was your idea to have a crazy party
F C A# D#
With all your new pals to enjoy a free feed
F C A#
On your body and to make the birds stop singing
D# F
While they go pick your bones white as pale
C A# D# F
All stench and stale to barter with a hammer and you
[Chorus]
D# C# F# G# D# C# F# G#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
D# C# F# G# D# C# F# G#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
E D/E G/E A/E E D/E G/E A/E
[Verse 6]
F D#/F G#/F
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
A#/F F D#/F
I reek all lammy in half a fathom
G#/F A#/F
Of suffer and stink and clam and you"
[Chorus]
F# E A B F# E A B
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
F# E A B F# E A B
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
F# E A B F# E A B
Dead saw barnacle make it to heaven
F# E A B F# E A B
Come back clammy you red rim barmy you
F# E A B F# E A B
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
F# E A B F# E A B
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you...