Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Dead you barmy you make it to heaven
F/C C A#/C
Fancy drowning to death you barmy in
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Half a fathom see red rim barnacle
A#/C D#/C
Come back clammy he reek all lammy
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He tear off all of his clothes and snap his hair
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Suffer he stink, he reek all lamb
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[Verse 2]
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"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
F/C C A#/C
I reek all lammy of half a fath
D#/C F/C C
Saw red rim barnacle make it to heaven"
A#/C D#/C F/C
Fancy drowning to death you lamb you
C A#/C
Come back clammy you reek all lammy
D#/C F/C C A# D# F
Of half a fathom of stink and you dead
C A# D# F
[Chorus]
C A# D# F C A# D# F
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
C A# D# F C A# D# F
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
C A# D# F C A# D# F
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
[Verse 3]
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All soldiers together in World War One
D#/C F/C
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
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My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
D#/C F/C
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
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And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
D#/C F/C
All soldiers together in World War One
C A#/C
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
D#/C F/C
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
C A#/C
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
D#/C F/C
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
C A#/C
All soldiers together in World War One
D#/C F/C
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
[Chorus]
C A# D# F C A# D# F
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
(Since the rhythm in this section is so weird, I've tabbed the guitar part so that every
quarter note is followed by 2 dashes and every eighth note is followed by 1 dash.)
A G C D A G C D
e|4--4--4-4-4-4--4|--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-|4-4---------------|----------------|
B|----------------|------------------|-----/9--9-9-9-9--|9--9--9-9-9-9--9|
G|1--1--1-1-1-1--1|--1-1-1-1--1--1-1-|1-1---------------|----------------|
D|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
A|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
E|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
A G C D A G C D
e|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
B|--9--9-9-9-9--9--|9--/14-14--14--14--14-|14-14-14--14--14--14-14-|14-14--14--14-14-14-14-14-|
G|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
D|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
A|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
E|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
[Verse 4]
C A#/C
Dead and you make it up to heaven
D#/C F/C
Fancy starving to death you barnacle
C A#/C D#/C F/C
In half a fathom of red rim barnacle
C A#/C D#/C F/C
Come back clammy you dead you barnacle
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Tear of all his clothes and snap his hair
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C A# D# F C A# D# F
[Verse 5]
A G C
It was your idea to have a crazy party
D A G C
With all your new pals to enjoy a free feed
D A G
On your body and to make the birds stop singing
C D
While they go pick your bones white as pale
A G C D
All stench and stale to barter with a hammer and you
[Chorus]
C A# D# F C A# D# F
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
C A# D# F C A# D# F
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
C# Cb/C# Fb/C# Gb/C# C# Cb/C# Fb/C# Gb/C#
[Verse 6]
D C/D F/D
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
G/D D C/D
I reek all lammy in half a fathom
F/D G/D
Of suffer and stink and clam and you"
[Chorus]
D# C# Gb G# D# C# Gb G#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
D# C# Gb G# D# C# Gb G#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
D# C# Gb G# D# C# Gb G#
Dead saw barnacle make it to heaven
D# C# Gb G# D# C# Gb G#
Come back clammy you red rim barmy you
D# C# Gb G# D# C# Gb G#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
D# C# Gb G# D# C# Gb G#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you...