Intro
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[Verse 1]
A# G#/A# C#/A#
Dead you barmy you make it to heaven
D#/A# A# G#/A#
Fancy drowning to death you barmy in
C#/A# D#/A# A#
Half a fathom see red rim barnacle
G#/A# C#/A#
Come back clammy he reek all lammy
D#/A# A# G#/A#
He tear off all of his clothes and snap his hair
C#/A# D#/A# A# G#/A# C#/A# D#/A#
Suffer he stink, he reek all lamb
A# G#/A# C#/A#
[Verse 2]
A# G#/A# C#/A#
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
D#/A# A# G#/A#
I reek all lammy of half a fath
C#/A# D#/A# A#
Saw red rim barnacle make it to heaven"
G#/A# C#/A# D#/A#
Fancy drowning to death you lamb you
A# G#/A#
Come back clammy you reek all lammy
C#/A# D#/A# A# G# C# D#
Of half a fathom of stink and you dead
A# G# C# D#
[Chorus]
A# G# C# D# A# G# C# D#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
A# G# C# D# A# G# C# D#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
A# G# C# D# A# G# C# D#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
[Verse 3]
A# G#/A#
All soldiers together in World War One
C#/A# D#/A#
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
A# G#/A#
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
C#/A# D#/A#
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
A# G#/A#
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
C#/A# D#/A#
All soldiers together in World War One
A# G#/A#
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
C#/A# D#/A#
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
A# G#/A#
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
C#/A# D#/A#
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
A# G#/A#
All soldiers together in World War One
C#/A# D#/A#
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
[Chorus]
A# G# C# D# A# G# C# D#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
(Since the rhythm in this section is so weird, I've tabbed the guitar part so that every
quarter note is followed by 2 dashes and every eighth note is followed by 1 dash.)
G F A# C G F A# C
e|4--4--4-4-4-4--4|--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-|4-4---------------|----------------|
B|----------------|------------------|-----/9--9-9-9-9--|9--9--9-9-9-9--9|
G|1--1--1-1-1-1--1|--1-1-1-1--1--1-1-|1-1---------------|----------------|
D|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
A|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
E|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
G F A# C G F A# C
e|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
B|--9--9-9-9-9--9--|9--/14-14--14--14--14-|14-14-14--14--14--14-14-|14-14--14--14-14-14-14-14-|
G|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
D|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
A|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
E|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
[Verse 4]
A# G#/A#
Dead and you make it up to heaven
C#/A# D#/A#
Fancy starving to death you barnacle
A# G#/A# C#/A# D#/A#
In half a fathom of red rim barnacle
A# G#/A# C#/A# D#/A#
Come back clammy you dead you barnacle
A# G#/A# C#/A# D#/A#
Tear of all his clothes and snap his hair
B A/B D/B Fb/B B A/B D/B Fb/B
A# G# C# D# A# G# C# D#
[Verse 5]
G F A#
It was your idea to have a crazy party
C G F A#
With all your new pals to enjoy a free feed
C G F
On your body and to make the birds stop singing
A# C
While they go pick your bones white as pale
G F A# C
All stench and stale to barter with a hammer and you
[Chorus]
A# G# C# D# A# G# C# D#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
A# G# C# D# A# G# C# D#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
B A/B D/B Fb/B B A/B D/B Fb/B
[Verse 6]
C A#/C D#/C
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
F/C C A#/C
I reek all lammy in half a fathom
D#/C F/C
Of suffer and stink and clam and you"
[Chorus]
C# B Fb F# C# B Fb F#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
C# B Fb F# C# B Fb F#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
C# B Fb F# C# B Fb F#
Dead saw barnacle make it to heaven
C# B Fb F# C# B Fb F#
Come back clammy you red rim barmy you
C# B Fb F# C# B Fb F#
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
C# B Fb F# C# B Fb F#
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you...