Verse
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Colin Zeal knows the value of
mass appeal
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He's a pedestrian walker, he's a
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civil talker
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He's an affable man with a
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plausible plan
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Keeps his eye on the news, keeps
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his future in hand
And then he
[Chorus]
D#m B
Looks at his watch,
A C#
he's on time yet again
D#m B
Looks at his watch,
A C#
he's on time yet again
D#m B
He's pleased with himself,
D#m B
he's pleased with himself
D#m B
He's so pleased with himself,
D
ah-ha
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[Verse 2]
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While sitting in traffic, Colin
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thinks in automatic
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He's an immaculate dresser,
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he's your common aggressor
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Colin's the modern retard
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with a love of bombast
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Keeps his eye on the news,
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doesn't dwell on the past
And then he
[Chorus]
D#m B
Looks at his watch,
A C#
he's on time yet again
D#m B
Looks at his watch,
A C#
he's on time yet again
D#m B
He's pleased with himself,
D#m B
Ok he's pleased with himself
D#m B
He's so pleased with himself,
D
ah-ha
D#m B
He's pleased with himself,
D#m B
he's pleased with himself
D#m B
He's so pleased with himself,
D
ah-ha
And then he
D#m B A C# x2
[Chorus]
D#m B
Looks at his watch,
A C#
he's on time yet again
D#m B
Looks at his watch,
A C#
he's on time yet again
D#m B
He's pleased with himself,
D#m B
he's pleased with himself
D#m B
He's so pleased with himself,
D
ah-ha
D#m B
He's pleased with himself,
D#m B
he's pleased with himself
D#m
He's so pleased with himself,
D
ah-ha
D#m B
He's pleased with himself,
D#m B
he's pleased with himself
D#m B
He's so pleased with himself,
D
ah-ha
D#m B
He's pleased with himself,
D#m B
he's pleased with himself
D#m B
He's so pleased with himself,
D
ah-ha
F#m
He's Colin Zeal and he knows