Verse
D#m C# D#m
Colin Zeal knows the value of
mass appeal
C# D#m C#
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a
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civil talker
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He's an affable man with a
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plausible plan
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Keeps his eye on the news, keeps
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his future in hand
And then he
[Chorus]
Cm G#
Looks at his watch,
F# A#
he's on time yet again
Cm G#
Looks at his watch,
F# A#
he's on time yet again
Cm G#
He's pleased with himself,
Cm G#
he's pleased with himself
Cm G#
He's so pleased with himself,
Cb
ah-ha
D#m C# D#m C# D#m C# x2
[Verse 2]
D#m C#
While sitting in traffic, Colin
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thinks in automatic
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He's an immaculate dresser,
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he's your common aggressor
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Colin's the modern retard
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with a love of bombast
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Keeps his eye on the news,
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doesn't dwell on the past
And then he
[Chorus]
Cm G#
Looks at his watch,
F# A#
he's on time yet again
Cm G#
Looks at his watch,
F# A#
he's on time yet again
Cm G#
He's pleased with himself,
Cm G#
Ok he's pleased with himself
Cm G#
He's so pleased with himself,
Cb
ah-ha
Cm G#
He's pleased with himself,
Cm G#
he's pleased with himself
Cm G#
He's so pleased with himself,
Cb
ah-ha
And then he
Cm G# F# A# x2
[Chorus]
Cm G#
Looks at his watch,
F# A#
he's on time yet again
Cm G#
Looks at his watch,
F# A#
he's on time yet again
Cm G#
He's pleased with himself,
Cm G#
he's pleased with himself
Cm G#
He's so pleased with himself,
Cb
ah-ha
Cm G#
He's pleased with himself,
Cm G#
he's pleased with himself
Cm
He's so pleased with himself,
Cb
ah-ha
Cm G#
He's pleased with himself,
Cm G#
he's pleased with himself
Cm G#
He's so pleased with himself,
Cb
ah-ha
Cm G#
He's pleased with himself,
Cm G#
he's pleased with himself
Cm G#
He's so pleased with himself,
Cb
ah-ha
D#m
He's Colin Zeal and he knows