Verse
Bm A Bm
Colin Zeal knows the value of
mass appeal
A Bm A
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a
Bm A
civil talker
Bm A
He's an affable man with a
Bm A
plausible plan
Bm A
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps
Bm
his future in hand
And then he
[Chorus]
G#m E
Looks at his watch,
D F#
he's on time yet again
G#m E
Looks at his watch,
D F#
he's on time yet again
G#m E
He's pleased with himself,
G#m E
he's pleased with himself
G#m E
He's so pleased with himself,
G
ah-ha
Bm A Bm A Bm A x2
[Verse 2]
Bm A
While sitting in traffic, Colin
Bm A
thinks in automatic
Bm A
He's an immaculate dresser,
Bm A
he's your common aggressor
Bm A
Colin's the modern retard
Bm A
with a love of bombast
Bm A
Keeps his eye on the news,
Bm
doesn't dwell on the past
And then he
[Chorus]
G#m E
Looks at his watch,
D F#
he's on time yet again
G#m E
Looks at his watch,
D F#
he's on time yet again
G#m E
He's pleased with himself,
G#m E
Ok he's pleased with himself
G#m E
He's so pleased with himself,
G
ah-ha
G#m E
He's pleased with himself,
G#m E
he's pleased with himself
G#m E
He's so pleased with himself,
G
ah-ha
And then he
G#m E D F# x2
[Chorus]
G#m E
Looks at his watch,
D F#
he's on time yet again
G#m E
Looks at his watch,
D F#
he's on time yet again
G#m E
He's pleased with himself,
G#m E
he's pleased with himself
G#m E
He's so pleased with himself,
G
ah-ha
G#m E
He's pleased with himself,
G#m E
he's pleased with himself
G#m
He's so pleased with himself,
G
ah-ha
G#m E
He's pleased with himself,
G#m E
he's pleased with himself
G#m E
He's so pleased with himself,
G
ah-ha
G#m E
He's pleased with himself,
G#m E
he's pleased with himself
G#m E
He's so pleased with himself,
G
ah-ha
Bm
He's Colin Zeal and he knows