Verse
Cm A# Cm
Colin Zeal knows the value of
mass appeal
A# Cm A#
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a
Cm A#
civil talker
Cm A#
He's an affable man with a
Cm A#
plausible plan
Cm A#
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps
Cm
his future in hand
And then he
[Chorus]
Am F
Looks at his watch,
D# G
he's on time yet again
Am F
Looks at his watch,
D# G
he's on time yet again
Am F
He's pleased with himself,
Am F
he's pleased with himself
Am F
He's so pleased with himself,
Ab
ah-ha
Cm A# Cm A# Cm A# x2
[Verse 2]
Cm A#
While sitting in traffic, Colin
Cm A#
thinks in automatic
Cm A#
He's an immaculate dresser,
Cm A#
he's your common aggressor
Cm A#
Colin's the modern retard
Cm A#
with a love of bombast
Cm A#
Keeps his eye on the news,
Cm
doesn't dwell on the past
And then he
[Chorus]
Am F
Looks at his watch,
D# G
he's on time yet again
Am F
Looks at his watch,
D# G
he's on time yet again
Am F
He's pleased with himself,
Am F
Ok he's pleased with himself
Am F
He's so pleased with himself,
Ab
ah-ha
Am F
He's pleased with himself,
Am F
he's pleased with himself
Am F
He's so pleased with himself,
Ab
ah-ha
And then he
Am F D# G x2
[Chorus]
Am F
Looks at his watch,
D# G
he's on time yet again
Am F
Looks at his watch,
D# G
he's on time yet again
Am F
He's pleased with himself,
Am F
he's pleased with himself
Am F
He's so pleased with himself,
Ab
ah-ha
Am F
He's pleased with himself,
Am F
he's pleased with himself
Am
He's so pleased with himself,
Ab
ah-ha
Am F
He's pleased with himself,
Am F
he's pleased with himself
Am F
He's so pleased with himself,
Ab
ah-ha
Am F
He's pleased with himself,
Am F
he's pleased with himself
Am F
He's so pleased with himself,
Ab
ah-ha
Cm
He's Colin Zeal and he knows