Verse
A#m G# A#m
Colin Zeal knows the value of
mass appeal
G# A#m G#
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a
A#m G#
civil talker
A#m G#
He's an affable man with a
A#m G#
plausible plan
A#m G#
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps
A#m
his future in hand
And then he
[Chorus]
Gm D#
Looks at his watch,
C# F
he's on time yet again
Gm D#
Looks at his watch,
C# F
he's on time yet again
Gm D#
He's pleased with himself,
Gm D#
he's pleased with himself
Gm D#
He's so pleased with himself,
Gb
ah-ha
A#m G# A#m G# A#m G# x2
[Verse 2]
A#m G#
While sitting in traffic, Colin
A#m G#
thinks in automatic
A#m G#
He's an immaculate dresser,
A#m G#
he's your common aggressor
A#m G#
Colin's the modern retard
A#m G#
with a love of bombast
A#m G#
Keeps his eye on the news,
A#m
doesn't dwell on the past
And then he
[Chorus]
Gm D#
Looks at his watch,
C# F
he's on time yet again
Gm D#
Looks at his watch,
C# F
he's on time yet again
Gm D#
He's pleased with himself,
Gm D#
Ok he's pleased with himself
Gm D#
He's so pleased with himself,
Gb
ah-ha
Gm D#
He's pleased with himself,
Gm D#
he's pleased with himself
Gm D#
He's so pleased with himself,
Gb
ah-ha
And then he
Gm D# C# F x2
[Chorus]
Gm D#
Looks at his watch,
C# F
he's on time yet again
Gm D#
Looks at his watch,
C# F
he's on time yet again
Gm D#
He's pleased with himself,
Gm D#
he's pleased with himself
Gm D#
He's so pleased with himself,
Gb
ah-ha
Gm D#
He's pleased with himself,
Gm D#
he's pleased with himself
Gm
He's so pleased with himself,
Gb
ah-ha
Gm D#
He's pleased with himself,
Gm D#
he's pleased with himself
Gm D#
He's so pleased with himself,
Gb
ah-ha
Gm D#
He's pleased with himself,
Gm D#
he's pleased with himself
Gm D#
He's so pleased with himself,
Gb
ah-ha
A#m
He's Colin Zeal and he knows