Verse
G#m F# G#m
Colin Zeal knows the value of
mass appeal
F# G#m F#
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a
G#m F#
civil talker
G#m F#
He's an affable man with a
G#m F#
plausible plan
G#m F#
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps
G#m
his future in hand
And then he
[Chorus]
Fm C#
Looks at his watch,
B D#
he's on time yet again
Fm C#
Looks at his watch,
B D#
he's on time yet again
Fm C#
He's pleased with himself,
Fm C#
he's pleased with himself
Fm C#
He's so pleased with himself,
Fb
ah-ha
G#m F# G#m F# G#m F# x2
[Verse 2]
G#m F#
While sitting in traffic, Colin
G#m F#
thinks in automatic
G#m F#
He's an immaculate dresser,
G#m F#
he's your common aggressor
G#m F#
Colin's the modern retard
G#m F#
with a love of bombast
G#m F#
Keeps his eye on the news,
G#m
doesn't dwell on the past
And then he
[Chorus]
Fm C#
Looks at his watch,
B D#
he's on time yet again
Fm C#
Looks at his watch,
B D#
he's on time yet again
Fm C#
He's pleased with himself,
Fm C#
Ok he's pleased with himself
Fm C#
He's so pleased with himself,
Fb
ah-ha
Fm C#
He's pleased with himself,
Fm C#
he's pleased with himself
Fm C#
He's so pleased with himself,
Fb
ah-ha
And then he
Fm C# B D# x2
[Chorus]
Fm C#
Looks at his watch,
B D#
he's on time yet again
Fm C#
Looks at his watch,
B D#
he's on time yet again
Fm C#
He's pleased with himself,
Fm C#
he's pleased with himself
Fm C#
He's so pleased with himself,
Fb
ah-ha
Fm C#
He's pleased with himself,
Fm C#
he's pleased with himself
Fm
He's so pleased with himself,
Fb
ah-ha
Fm C#
He's pleased with himself,
Fm C#
he's pleased with himself
Fm C#
He's so pleased with himself,
Fb
ah-ha
Fm C#
He's pleased with himself,
Fm C#
he's pleased with himself
Fm C#
He's so pleased with himself,
Fb
ah-ha
G#m
He's Colin Zeal and he knows