Verse
Am G Am
Colin Zeal knows the value of
mass appeal
G Am G
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a
Am G
civil talker
Am G
He's an affable man with a
Am G
plausible plan
Am G
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps
Am
his future in hand
And then he
[Chorus]
F#m D
Looks at his watch,
C E
he's on time yet again
F#m D
Looks at his watch,
C E
he's on time yet again
F#m D
He's pleased with himself,
F#m D
he's pleased with himself
F#m D
He's so pleased with himself,
F
ah-ha
Am G Am G Am G x2
[Verse 2]
Am G
While sitting in traffic, Colin
Am G
thinks in automatic
Am G
He's an immaculate dresser,
Am G
he's your common aggressor
Am G
Colin's the modern retard
Am G
with a love of bombast
Am G
Keeps his eye on the news,
Am
doesn't dwell on the past
And then he
[Chorus]
F#m D
Looks at his watch,
C E
he's on time yet again
F#m D
Looks at his watch,
C E
he's on time yet again
F#m D
He's pleased with himself,
F#m D
Ok he's pleased with himself
F#m D
He's so pleased with himself,
F
ah-ha
F#m D
He's pleased with himself,
F#m D
he's pleased with himself
F#m D
He's so pleased with himself,
F
ah-ha
And then he
F#m D C E x2
[Chorus]
F#m D
Looks at his watch,
C E
he's on time yet again
F#m D
Looks at his watch,
C E
he's on time yet again
F#m D
He's pleased with himself,
F#m D
he's pleased with himself
F#m D
He's so pleased with himself,
F
ah-ha
F#m D
He's pleased with himself,
F#m D
he's pleased with himself
F#m
He's so pleased with himself,
F
ah-ha
F#m D
He's pleased with himself,
F#m D
he's pleased with himself
F#m D
He's so pleased with himself,
F
ah-ha
F#m D
He's pleased with himself,
F#m D
he's pleased with himself
F#m D
He's so pleased with himself,
F
ah-ha
Am
He's Colin Zeal and he knows