Verse
C#m B C#m
Colin Zeal knows the value of
mass appeal
B C#m B
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a
C#m B
civil talker
C#m B
He's an affable man with a
C#m B
plausible plan
C#m B
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps
C#m
his future in hand
And then he
[Chorus]
A#m F#
Looks at his watch,
E G#
he's on time yet again
A#m F#
Looks at his watch,
E G#
he's on time yet again
A#m F#
He's pleased with himself,
A#m F#
he's pleased with himself
A#m F#
He's so pleased with himself,
A
ah-ha
C#m B C#m B C#m B x2
[Verse 2]
C#m B
While sitting in traffic, Colin
C#m B
thinks in automatic
C#m B
He's an immaculate dresser,
C#m B
he's your common aggressor
C#m B
Colin's the modern retard
C#m B
with a love of bombast
C#m B
Keeps his eye on the news,
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doesn't dwell on the past
And then he
[Chorus]
A#m F#
Looks at his watch,
E G#
he's on time yet again
A#m F#
Looks at his watch,
E G#
he's on time yet again
A#m F#
He's pleased with himself,
A#m F#
Ok he's pleased with himself
A#m F#
He's so pleased with himself,
A
ah-ha
A#m F#
He's pleased with himself,
A#m F#
he's pleased with himself
A#m F#
He's so pleased with himself,
A
ah-ha
And then he
A#m F# E G# x2
[Chorus]
A#m F#
Looks at his watch,
E G#
he's on time yet again
A#m F#
Looks at his watch,
E G#
he's on time yet again
A#m F#
He's pleased with himself,
A#m F#
he's pleased with himself
A#m F#
He's so pleased with himself,
A
ah-ha
A#m F#
He's pleased with himself,
A#m F#
he's pleased with himself
A#m
He's so pleased with himself,
A
ah-ha
A#m F#
He's pleased with himself,
A#m F#
he's pleased with himself
A#m F#
He's so pleased with himself,
A
ah-ha
A#m F#
He's pleased with himself,
A#m F#
he's pleased with himself
A#m F#
He's so pleased with himself,
A
ah-ha
C#m
He's Colin Zeal and he knows