C#m
Even though Jeff was worried
A
They weren't in a hurry
E B
They planned a lovely honeymoon
C#m
Sue had a brand new Chevy
A
Conservative, in good taste
E B
Only 30 payments due
C#m
They had outstanding tickets
A
They had no car insurance
E B
But they had lots of things to do
C#m
They were getting organised
A
They had their plans all finalised
E B
The date was set for Saturday
E C#m
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
F#m C#7 B
They're going for a blood test
C#m
What if I don't pass my blood test?
A
What about our marriage licence?
E B
What if I can't be deprogrammed?
C#m
Don't act like it's your last chance
A
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch.
E B
It's not like Gordon Avenue
E C#m
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
F#m C#7 B
They're going for a blood test
E
Jeffrey said "Let's wait"
C#m
Sue took her foot off of the brake
F#m C#7 B
He drove into a wall
D#m
Don't get excited, now don't shout!
B
I'll scratch your eyes out
F# C#
Now we can't have our honeymoon!"
D#m
Don't touch she's my fiance!
B
Say, but I like the way you play
F# C#
An autograph from Orson Welles
D#m
I'm a fan, here's my record
B
It's one we can't get programmed
F# C#
We want to give to all of you
D#m
They had a little argument
B
Sue took her foot off of the brake
F# C#
He drove the car into a wall
D#m
They had a little argument
B
Sue took her foot off of the brake
F# C#
He drove the car into a wall
D#m
They had a disagreement
B
Sue took her foot off of the brake
F# C#
He drove the car into a wall