G#m
Even though Jeff was worried
E
They weren't in a hurry
B F#
They planned a lovely honeymoon
G#m
Sue had a brand new Chevy
E
Conservative, in good taste
B F#
Only 30 payments due
G#m
They had outstanding tickets
E
They had no car insurance
B F#
But they had lots of things to do
G#m
They were getting organised
E
They had their plans all finalised
B F#
The date was set for Saturday
B G#m
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
C#m G#7 F#
They're going for a blood test
G#m
What if I don't pass my blood test?
E
What about our marriage licence?
B F#
What if I can't be deprogrammed?
G#m
Don't act like it's your last chance
E
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch.
B F#
It's not like Gordon Avenue
B G#m
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
C#m G#7 F#
They're going for a blood test
B
Jeffrey said "Let's wait"
G#m
Sue took her foot off of the brake
C#m G#7 F#
He drove into a wall
A#m
Don't get excited, now don't shout!
F#
I'll scratch your eyes out
C# G#
Now we can't have our honeymoon!"
A#m
Don't touch she's my fiance!
F#
Say, but I like the way you play
C# G#
An autograph from Orson Welles
A#m
I'm a fan, here's my record
F#
It's one we can't get programmed
C# G#
We want to give to all of you
A#m
They had a little argument
F#
Sue took her foot off of the brake
C# G#
He drove the car into a wall
A#m
They had a little argument
F#
Sue took her foot off of the brake
C# G#
He drove the car into a wall
A#m
They had a disagreement
F#
Sue took her foot off of the brake
C# G#
He drove the car into a wall