Gm
Even though Jeff was worried
D#
They weren't in a hurry
A# F
They planned a lovely honeymoon
Gm
Sue had a brand new Chevy
D#
Conservative, in good taste
A# F
Only 30 payments due
Gm
They had outstanding tickets
D#
They had no car insurance
A# F
But they had lots of things to do
Gm
They were getting organised
D#
They had their plans all finalised
A# F
The date was set for Saturday
A# Gm
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
Cm G7 F
They're going for a blood test
Gm
What if I don't pass my blood test?
D#
What about our marriage licence?
A# F
What if I can't be deprogrammed?
Gm
Don't act like it's your last chance
D#
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch.
A# F
It's not like Gordon Avenue
A# Gm
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
Cm G7 F
They're going for a blood test
A#
Jeffrey said "Let's wait"
Gm
Sue took her foot off of the brake
Cm G7 F
He drove into a wall
Am
Don't get excited, now don't shout!
F
I'll scratch your eyes out
C G
Now we can't have our honeymoon!"
Am
Don't touch she's my fiance!
F
Say, but I like the way you play
C G
An autograph from Orson Welles
Am
I'm a fan, here's my record
F
It's one we can't get programmed
C G
We want to give to all of you
Am
They had a little argument
F
Sue took her foot off of the brake
C G
He drove the car into a wall
Am
They had a little argument
F
Sue took her foot off of the brake
C G
He drove the car into a wall
Am
They had a disagreement
F
Sue took her foot off of the brake
C G
He drove the car into a wall