Fm
Even though Jeff was worried
C#
They weren't in a hurry
G# D#
They planned a lovely honeymoon
Fm
Sue had a brand new Chevy
C#
Conservative, in good taste
G# D#
Only 30 payments due
Fm
They had outstanding tickets
C#
They had no car insurance
G# D#
But they had lots of things to do
Fm
They were getting organised
C#
They had their plans all finalised
G# D#
The date was set for Saturday
G# Fm
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
A#m F7 D#
They're going for a blood test
Fm
What if I don't pass my blood test?
C#
What about our marriage licence?
G# D#
What if I can't be deprogrammed?
Fm
Don't act like it's your last chance
C#
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch.
G# D#
It's not like Gordon Avenue
G# Fm
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
A#m F7 D#
They're going for a blood test
G#
Jeffrey said "Let's wait"
Fm
Sue took her foot off of the brake
A#m F7 D#
He drove into a wall
Gm
Don't get excited, now don't shout!
D#
I'll scratch your eyes out
A# F
Now we can't have our honeymoon!"
Gm
Don't touch she's my fiance!
D#
Say, but I like the way you play
A# F
An autograph from Orson Welles
Gm
I'm a fan, here's my record
D#
It's one we can't get programmed
A# F
We want to give to all of you
Gm
They had a little argument
D#
Sue took her foot off of the brake
A# F
He drove the car into a wall
Gm
They had a little argument
D#
Sue took her foot off of the brake
A# F
He drove the car into a wall
Gm
They had a disagreement
D#
Sue took her foot off of the brake
A# F
He drove the car into a wall