D#m
Even though Jeff was worried
B
They weren't in a hurry
F# C#
They planned a lovely honeymoon
D#m
Sue had a brand new Chevy
B
Conservative, in good taste
F# C#
Only 30 payments due
D#m
They had outstanding tickets
B
They had no car insurance
F# C#
But they had lots of things to do
D#m
They were getting organised
B
They had their plans all finalised
F# C#
The date was set for Saturday
F# D#m
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
G#m D#7 C#
They're going for a blood test
D#m
What if I don't pass my blood test?
B
What about our marriage licence?
F# C#
What if I can't be deprogrammed?
D#m
Don't act like it's your last chance
B
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch.
F# C#
It's not like Gordon Avenue
F# D#m
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
G#m D#7 C#
They're going for a blood test
F#
Jeffrey said "Let's wait"
D#m
Sue took her foot off of the brake
G#m D#7 C#
He drove into a wall
Fm
Don't get excited, now don't shout!
C#
I'll scratch your eyes out
G# D#
Now we can't have our honeymoon!"
Fm
Don't touch she's my fiance!
C#
Say, but I like the way you play
G# D#
An autograph from Orson Welles
Fm
I'm a fan, here's my record
C#
It's one we can't get programmed
G# D#
We want to give to all of you
Fm
They had a little argument
C#
Sue took her foot off of the brake
G# D#
He drove the car into a wall
Fm
They had a little argument
C#
Sue took her foot off of the brake
G# D#
He drove the car into a wall
Fm
They had a disagreement
C#
Sue took her foot off of the brake
G# D#
He drove the car into a wall