A#m
Even though Jeff was worried
F#
They weren't in a hurry
C# G#
They planned a lovely honeymoon
A#m
Sue had a brand new Chevy
F#
Conservative, in good taste
C# G#
Only 30 payments due
A#m
They had outstanding tickets
F#
They had no car insurance
C# G#
But they had lots of things to do
A#m
They were getting organised
F#
They had their plans all finalised
C# G#
The date was set for Saturday
C# A#m
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
D#m A#7 G#
They're going for a blood test
A#m
What if I don't pass my blood test?
F#
What about our marriage licence?
C# G#
What if I can't be deprogrammed?
A#m
Don't act like it's your last chance
F#
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch.
C# G#
It's not like Gordon Avenue
C# A#m
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
D#m A#7 G#
They're going for a blood test
C#
Jeffrey said "Let's wait"
A#m
Sue took her foot off of the brake
D#m A#7 G#
He drove into a wall
Cm
Don't get excited, now don't shout!
G#
I'll scratch your eyes out
D# A#
Now we can't have our honeymoon!"
Cm
Don't touch she's my fiance!
G#
Say, but I like the way you play
D# A#
An autograph from Orson Welles
Cm
I'm a fan, here's my record
G#
It's one we can't get programmed
D# A#
We want to give to all of you
Cm
They had a little argument
G#
Sue took her foot off of the brake
D# A#
He drove the car into a wall
Cm
They had a little argument
G#
Sue took her foot off of the brake
D# A#
He drove the car into a wall
Cm
They had a disagreement
G#
Sue took her foot off of the brake
D# A#
He drove the car into a wall