Bm
Even though Jeff was worried
G
They weren't in a hurry
D A
They planned a lovely honeymoon
Bm
Sue had a brand new Chevy
G
Conservative, in good taste
D A
Only 30 payments due
Bm
They had outstanding tickets
G
They had no car insurance
D A
But they had lots of things to do
Bm
They were getting organised
G
They had their plans all finalised
D A
The date was set for Saturday
D Bm
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
Em B7 A
They're going for a blood test
Bm
What if I don't pass my blood test?
G
What about our marriage licence?
D A
What if I can't be deprogrammed?
Bm
Don't act like it's your last chance
G
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch.
D A
It's not like Gordon Avenue
D Bm
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
Em B7 A
They're going for a blood test
D
Jeffrey said "Let's wait"
Bm
Sue took her foot off of the brake
Em B7 A
He drove into a wall
C#m
Don't get excited, now don't shout!
A
I'll scratch your eyes out
E B
Now we can't have our honeymoon!"
C#m
Don't touch she's my fiance!
A
Say, but I like the way you play
E B
An autograph from Orson Welles
C#m
I'm a fan, here's my record
A
It's one we can't get programmed
E B
We want to give to all of you
C#m
They had a little argument
A
Sue took her foot off of the brake
E B
He drove the car into a wall
C#m
They had a little argument
A
Sue took her foot off of the brake
E B
He drove the car into a wall
C#m
They had a disagreement
A
Sue took her foot off of the brake
E B
He drove the car into a wall