F#m
Even though Jeff was worried
D
They weren't in a hurry
A E
They planned a lovely honeymoon
F#m
Sue had a brand new Chevy
D
Conservative, in good taste
A E
Only 30 payments due
F#m
They had outstanding tickets
D
They had no car insurance
A E
But they had lots of things to do
F#m
They were getting organised
D
They had their plans all finalised
A E
The date was set for Saturday
A F#m
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
Bm F#7 E
They're going for a blood test
F#m
What if I don't pass my blood test?
D
What about our marriage licence?
A E
What if I can't be deprogrammed?
F#m
Don't act like it's your last chance
D
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch.
A E
It's not like Gordon Avenue
A F#m
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
Bm F#7 E
They're going for a blood test
A
Jeffrey said "Let's wait"
F#m
Sue took her foot off of the brake
Bm F#7 E
He drove into a wall
G#m
Don't get excited, now don't shout!
E
I'll scratch your eyes out
B F#
Now we can't have our honeymoon!"
G#m
Don't touch she's my fiance!
E
Say, but I like the way you play
B F#
An autograph from Orson Welles
G#m
I'm a fan, here's my record
E
It's one we can't get programmed
B F#
We want to give to all of you
G#m
They had a little argument
E
Sue took her foot off of the brake
B F#
He drove the car into a wall
G#m
They had a little argument
E
Sue took her foot off of the brake
B F#
He drove the car into a wall
G#m
They had a disagreement
E
Sue took her foot off of the brake
B F#
He drove the car into a wall