Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
Bro, I'm so ashamed
Amaj7 B
I never heard such shit in all my life
Amaj7 B F#m G#
I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
G#
But you blew my hopes sky-high
C#m
The bitch went nuts
E
Started talking 'bout politics
B
In front of all my bosses
F#m
Bullshit from the internet
C#m
The bitch went nuts
E
I'll never be a partner at this rate
B F#m
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
Amaj7 A6 Amaj7
Oh no!
Amaj7 B Amaj7 A6 Amaj7
Oh no, no!
Amaj7 A6
Oh!
(Solo over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
Amaj7 B
She called us bigots with her fist in the air
Amaj7 B F#m G#
And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
G#
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
C#m
The bitch went nuts
E
Started talking about vegetables
B
To the wives of my coworkers
F#m
Yeah, cruelty to animals
C#m E
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
B F#m
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
Amaj7 A6 Amaj7
Oh no!
Amaj7 B Amaj7 A6 Amaj7
Oh no, no!
Amaj7 A6 Amaj7 B
Oh, no no!
Amaj7 A6
Oh, no no!
C#m B F#m
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
E6 B
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
F#m
To all my bosses
G#
And all my friends?
C#m
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
E
Started putting down the Christians
B
And all about what the white man
F#m
Did to the Indians
C#m E
How could I know that she never done blow before?
B
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
F#m
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on C#m/E/B/F#m chords)
Oh no!
Amaj7 A6 Amaj7
Oh no!
Amaj7 B Amaj7 A6 Amaj7
Oh no, no!
Amaj7 A6 Amaj7 B
Oh, no no!
Amaj7 A6
Oh, no no!