Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
Bro, I'm so ashamed
Emaj7 F#
I never heard such shit in all my life
Emaj7 F# C#m D#
I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
D#
But you blew my hopes sky-high
G#m
The bitch went nuts
B
Started talking 'bout politics
F#
In front of all my bosses
C#m
Bullshit from the internet
G#m
The bitch went nuts
B
I'll never be a partner at this rate
F# C#m
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh!
(Solo over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
Emaj7 F#
She called us bigots with her fist in the air
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And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
D#
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
G#m
The bitch went nuts
B
Started talking about vegetables
F#
To the wives of my coworkers
C#m
Yeah, cruelty to animals
G#m B
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
F# C#m
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh, no no!
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Oh, no no!
G#m F# C#m
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
B6 F#
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
C#m
To all my bosses
D#
And all my friends?
G#m
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
B
Started putting down the Christians
F#
And all about what the white man
C#m
Did to the Indians
G#m B
How could I know that she never done blow before?
F#
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
C#m
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on G#m/B/F#/C#m chords)
Oh no!
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh, no no!
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Oh, no no!