Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
Bro, I'm so ashamed
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I never heard such shit in all my life
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I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
B
But you blew my hopes sky-high
Em
The bitch went nuts
G
Started talking 'bout politics
D
In front of all my bosses
Am
Bullshit from the internet
Em
The bitch went nuts
G
I'll never be a partner at this rate
D Am
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh!
(Solo over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
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She called us bigots with her fist in the air
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And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
B
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
Em
The bitch went nuts
G
Started talking about vegetables
D
To the wives of my coworkers
Am
Yeah, cruelty to animals
Em G
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
D Am
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh, no no!
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Oh, no no!
Em D Am
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
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Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
Am
To all my bosses
B
And all my friends?
Em
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
G
Started putting down the Christians
D
And all about what the white man
Am
Did to the Indians
Em G
How could I know that she never done blow before?
D
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
Am
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on Em/G/D/Am chords)
Oh no!
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh, no no!
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Oh, no no!