Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
Bro, I'm so ashamed
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I never heard such shit in all my life
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I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
A
But you blew my hopes sky-high
Dm
The bitch went nuts
F
Started talking 'bout politics
C
In front of all my bosses
Gm
Bullshit from the internet
Dm
The bitch went nuts
F
I'll never be a partner at this rate
C Gm
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh!
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It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
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She called us bigots with her fist in the air
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And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
A
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
Dm
The bitch went nuts
F
Started talking about vegetables
C
To the wives of my coworkers
Gm
Yeah, cruelty to animals
Dm F
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
C Gm
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh, no no!
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Oh, no no!
Dm C Gm
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
F6 C
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
Gm
To all my bosses
A
And all my friends?
Dm
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
F
Started putting down the Christians
C
And all about what the white man
Gm
Did to the Indians
Dm F
How could I know that she never done blow before?
C
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
Gm
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on Dm/F/C/Gm chords)
Oh no!
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh, no no!
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Oh, no no!