Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
Bro, I'm so ashamed
F#maj7 G#
I never heard such shit in all my life
F#maj7 G# D#m F
I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
F
But you blew my hopes sky-high
A#m
The bitch went nuts
C#
Started talking 'bout politics
G#
In front of all my bosses
D#m
Bullshit from the internet
A#m
The bitch went nuts
C#
I'll never be a partner at this rate
G# D#m
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
F#maj7 F#6 F#maj7
Oh no!
F#maj7 G# F#maj7 F#6 F#maj7
Oh no, no!
F#maj7 F#6
Oh!
(Solo over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
F#maj7 G#
She called us bigots with her fist in the air
F#maj7 G# D#m F
And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
F
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
A#m
The bitch went nuts
C#
Started talking about vegetables
G#
To the wives of my coworkers
D#m
Yeah, cruelty to animals
A#m C#
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
G# D#m
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
F#maj7 F#6 F#maj7
Oh no!
F#maj7 G# F#maj7 F#6 F#maj7
Oh no, no!
F#maj7 F#6 F#maj7 G#
Oh, no no!
F#maj7 F#6
Oh, no no!
A#m G# D#m
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
C#6 G#
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
D#m
To all my bosses
F
And all my friends?
A#m
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
C#
Started putting down the Christians
G#
And all about what the white man
D#m
Did to the Indians
A#m C#
How could I know that she never done blow before?
G#
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
D#m
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on A#m/C#/G#/D#m chords)
Oh no!
F#maj7 F#6 F#maj7
Oh no!
F#maj7 G# F#maj7 F#6 F#maj7
Oh no, no!
F#maj7 F#6 F#maj7 G#
Oh, no no!
F#maj7 F#6
Oh, no no!