Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
Bro, I'm so ashamed
D#maj7 F
I never heard such shit in all my life
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I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
D
But you blew my hopes sky-high
Gm
The bitch went nuts
A#
Started talking 'bout politics
F
In front of all my bosses
Cm
Bullshit from the internet
Gm
The bitch went nuts
A#
I'll never be a partner at this rate
F Cm
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh!
(Solo over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
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She called us bigots with her fist in the air
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And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
D
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
Gm
The bitch went nuts
A#
Started talking about vegetables
F
To the wives of my coworkers
Cm
Yeah, cruelty to animals
Gm A#
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
F Cm
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh, no no!
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Oh, no no!
Gm F Cm
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
A#6 F
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
Cm
To all my bosses
D
And all my friends?
Gm
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
A#
Started putting down the Christians
F
And all about what the white man
Cm
Did to the Indians
Gm A#
How could I know that she never done blow before?
F
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
Cm
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on Gm/A#/F/Cm chords)
Oh no!
D#maj7 D#6 D#maj7
Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh, no no!
D#maj7 D#6
Oh, no no!