Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
Bro, I'm so ashamed
Gmaj7 A
I never heard such shit in all my life
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I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
F#
But you blew my hopes sky-high
Bm
The bitch went nuts
D
Started talking 'bout politics
A
In front of all my bosses
Em
Bullshit from the internet
Bm
The bitch went nuts
D
I'll never be a partner at this rate
A Em
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
Gmaj7 G6
Oh!
(Solo over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
Gmaj7 A
She called us bigots with her fist in the air
Gmaj7 A Em F#
And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
F#
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
Bm
The bitch went nuts
D
Started talking about vegetables
A
To the wives of my coworkers
Em
Yeah, cruelty to animals
Bm D
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
A Em
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7
Oh no!
Gmaj7 A Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7
Oh no, no!
Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7 A
Oh, no no!
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Oh, no no!
Bm A Em
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
D6 A
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
Em
To all my bosses
F#
And all my friends?
Bm
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
D
Started putting down the Christians
A
And all about what the white man
Em
Did to the Indians
Bm D
How could I know that she never done blow before?
A
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
Em
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on Bm/D/A/Em chords)
Oh no!
Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7
Oh no!
Gmaj7 A Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7
Oh no, no!
Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7 A
Oh, no no!
Gmaj7 G6
Oh, no no!
