Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
Bro, I'm so ashamed
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I never heard such shit in all my life
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I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
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But you blew my hopes sky-high
D#m
The bitch went nuts
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Started talking 'bout politics
C#
In front of all my bosses
G#m
Bullshit from the internet
D#m
The bitch went nuts
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I'll never be a partner at this rate
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Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh!
(Solo over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
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She called us bigots with her fist in the air
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And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
A#
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
D#m
The bitch went nuts
F#
Started talking about vegetables
C#
To the wives of my coworkers
G#m
Yeah, cruelty to animals
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She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
C# G#m
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh, no no!
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Oh, no no!
D#m C# G#m
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
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Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
G#m
To all my bosses
A#
And all my friends?
D#m
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
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Started putting down the Christians
C#
And all about what the white man
G#m
Did to the Indians
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How could I know that she never done blow before?
C#
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
G#m
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on D#m/F#/C#/G#m chords)
Oh no!
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh, no no!
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Oh, no no!