Intro
F#
[Chorus]
F#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
B C#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
F#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
B C# F# C# F#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
F#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
B C#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
F#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
B C# F# C# F#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Go!
[Interlude]
F# F# B C#
F# F# C# C#
F# F# B C#
G# C# C# C# F#
[Verse 1]
D#m
For thirty odd years I have lived with this curse
B
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
D#m
By a witch doctor from over the seas
C#
Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
D#m
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
B
An endless tirade of four letter words
D#m
I lash out in anger at all in my way
C# C# C# C#
Shocking unspeakable things that I say
[Chorus]
F#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
B C#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
F#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
B C# F# C# F#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
F#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
B C#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
F#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
B C# F# C# F#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Interlude]
F# F# B C#
F# F# C# C#
F# F# B C#
G# C# C# C# F#
F# F# C# F#
Fuck you!
[Verse 2]
D#m
Long I have waited to have my revenge
B
To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end
D#m
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
C#
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
D#m
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
B
We'll creep up behind him so hard to detect
D#m
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
C# C# C# C#
And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse!
[Chorus]
F#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
B C#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
F#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
B C# F# C# F#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
F#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
B C#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
F#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
B C# F# C# F#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Solo]
[Chorus]
G#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
C# D#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
G#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
C# D# G# D# G#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
G#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
C# D#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
G#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
C# D# G# D# G#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Outro]
D# C# G# G#
Wank!