Intro
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[Chorus]
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Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
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We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
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You're all cunts so fuck you all
C#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
F# G#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
F# G# C# G# C#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Go!
[Interlude]
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[Verse 1]
A#m
For thirty odd years I have lived with this curse
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My vocabulary was stunted at birth
A#m
By a witch doctor from over the seas
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Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
A#m
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
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An endless tirade of four letter words
A#m
I lash out in anger at all in my way
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Shocking unspeakable things that I say
[Chorus]
C#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
F# G#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
F# G# C# G# C#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
C#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
F# G#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
F# G# C# G# C#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Interlude]
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Fuck you!
[Verse 2]
A#m
Long I have waited to have my revenge
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To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end
A#m
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
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We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
A#m
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
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We'll creep up behind him so hard to detect
A#m
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
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And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse!
[Chorus]
C#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
F# G#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
F# G# C# G# C#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
C#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
F# G#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
F# G# C# G# C#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Solo]
[Chorus]
D#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G# A#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G# A# D# A# D#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
D#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G# A#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G# A# D# A# D#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Outro]
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Wank!