Intro
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[Chorus]
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Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
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We're gonna punch you right in the balls
A#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
D# F A# F A#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
A#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
D# F
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
A#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
D# F A# F A#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Go!
[Interlude]
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[Verse 1]
Gm
For thirty odd years I have lived with this curse
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My vocabulary was stunted at birth
Gm
By a witch doctor from over the seas
F
Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
Gm
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
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An endless tirade of four letter words
Gm
I lash out in anger at all in my way
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Shocking unspeakable things that I say
[Chorus]
A#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
D# F
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
A#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
D# F A# F A#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
A#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
D# F
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
A#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
D# F A# F A#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Interlude]
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C F F F A#
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Fuck you!
[Verse 2]
Gm
Long I have waited to have my revenge
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To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end
Gm
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
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We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
Gm
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
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We'll creep up behind him so hard to detect
Gm
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
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And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse!
[Chorus]
A#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
D# F
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
A#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
D# F A# F A#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
A#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
D# F
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
A#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
D# F A# F A#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Solo]
[Chorus]
C
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
F G
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
F G C G C
You're all cunts so fuck you all
C
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
F G
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
F G C G C
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Outro]
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Wank!