Intro
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[Chorus]
C
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
F G
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
F G C G C
You're all cunts so fuck you all
C
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
F G
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
F G C G C
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Go!
[Interlude]
C C F G
C C G G
C C F G
D G G G C
[Verse 1]
Am
For thirty odd years I have lived with this curse
F
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
Am
By a witch doctor from over the seas
G
Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
Am
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
F
An endless tirade of four letter words
Am
I lash out in anger at all in my way
G G G G
Shocking unspeakable things that I say
[Chorus]
C
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
F G
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
F G C G C
You're all cunts so fuck you all
C
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
F G
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
F G C G C
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Interlude]
C C F G
C C G G
C C F G
D G G G C
C C G C
Fuck you!
[Verse 2]
Am
Long I have waited to have my revenge
F
To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end
Am
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
G
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
Am
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
F
We'll creep up behind him so hard to detect
Am
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
G G G G
And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse!
[Chorus]
C
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
F G
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
F G C G C
You're all cunts so fuck you all
C
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
F G
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
F G C G C
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Solo]
[Chorus]
D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G A
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G A D A D
You're all cunts so fuck you all
D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G A
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G A D A D
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Outro]
A G D D
Wank!