Intro
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[Chorus]
G
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
C D
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
G
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
C D G D G
You're all cunts so fuck you all
G
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
C D
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
G
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
C D G D G
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Go!
[Interlude]
G G C D
G G D D
G G C D
A D D D G
[Verse 1]
Em
For thirty odd years I have lived with this curse
C
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
Em
By a witch doctor from over the seas
D
Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
Em
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
C
An endless tirade of four letter words
Em
I lash out in anger at all in my way
D D D D
Shocking unspeakable things that I say
[Chorus]
G
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
C D
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
G
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
C D G D G
You're all cunts so fuck you all
G
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
C D
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
G
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
C D G D G
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Interlude]
G G C D
G G D D
G G C D
A D D D G
G G D G
Fuck you!
[Verse 2]
Em
Long I have waited to have my revenge
C
To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end
Em
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
D
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
Em
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
C
We'll creep up behind him so hard to detect
Em
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
D D D D
And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse!
[Chorus]
G
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
C D
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
G
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
C D G D G
You're all cunts so fuck you all
G
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
C D
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
G
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
C D G D G
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Solo]
[Chorus]
A
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
D E
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
A
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
D E A E A
You're all cunts so fuck you all
A
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
D E
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
A
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
D E A E A
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Outro]
E D A A
Wank!