Intro
D#
[Chorus]
D#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G# A#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G# A# D# A# D#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
D#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G# A#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G# A# D# A# D#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Go!
[Interlude]
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F A# A# A# D#
[Verse 1]
Cm
For thirty odd years I have lived with this curse
G#
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
Cm
By a witch doctor from over the seas
A#
Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
Cm
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
G#
An endless tirade of four letter words
Cm
I lash out in anger at all in my way
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Shocking unspeakable things that I say
[Chorus]
D#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G# A#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G# A# D# A# D#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
D#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G# A#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G# A# D# A# D#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Interlude]
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F A# A# A# D#
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Fuck you!
[Verse 2]
Cm
Long I have waited to have my revenge
G#
To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end
Cm
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
A#
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
Cm
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
G#
We'll creep up behind him so hard to detect
Cm
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
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And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse!
[Chorus]
D#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G# A#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G# A# D# A# D#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
D#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G# A#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G# A# D# A# D#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Solo]
[Chorus]
F
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
A# C
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
F
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
A# C F C F
You're all cunts so fuck you all
F
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
A# C
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
F
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
A# C F C F
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Outro]
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Wank!