Intro
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[Chorus]
B
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
E F#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
B
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
E F# B F# B
You're all cunts so fuck you all
B
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
E F#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
B
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
E F# B F# B
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Go!
[Interlude]
B B E F#
B B F# F#
B B E F#
C# F# F# F# B
[Verse 1]
G#m
For thirty odd years I have lived with this curse
E
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
G#m
By a witch doctor from over the seas
F#
Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
G#m
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
E
An endless tirade of four letter words
G#m
I lash out in anger at all in my way
F# F# F# F#
Shocking unspeakable things that I say
[Chorus]
B
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
E F#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
B
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
E F# B F# B
You're all cunts so fuck you all
B
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
E F#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
B
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
E F# B F# B
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Interlude]
B B E F#
B B F# F#
B B E F#
C# F# F# F# B
B B F# B
Fuck you!
[Verse 2]
G#m
Long I have waited to have my revenge
E
To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end
G#m
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
F#
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
G#m
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
E
We'll creep up behind him so hard to detect
G#m
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
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And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse!
[Chorus]
B
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
E F#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
B
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
E F# B F# B
You're all cunts so fuck you all
B
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
E F#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
B
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
E F# B F# B
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Solo]
[Chorus]
C#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
F# G#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
F# G# C# G# C#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
C#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
F# G#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
C#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
F# G# C# G# C#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Outro]
G# F# C# C#
Wank!