Intro
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[Chorus]
E
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
A B
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
E
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
A B E B E
You're all cunts so fuck you all
E
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
A B
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
E
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
A B E B E
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Go!
[Interlude]
E E A B
E E B B
E E A B
F# B B B E
[Verse 1]
C#m
For thirty odd years I have lived with this curse
A
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
C#m
By a witch doctor from over the seas
B
Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
C#m
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
A
An endless tirade of four letter words
C#m
I lash out in anger at all in my way
B B B B
Shocking unspeakable things that I say
[Chorus]
E
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
A B
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
E
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
A B E B E
You're all cunts so fuck you all
E
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
A B
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
E
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
A B E B E
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Interlude]
E E A B
E E B B
E E A B
F# B B B E
E E B E
Fuck you!
[Verse 2]
C#m
Long I have waited to have my revenge
A
To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end
C#m
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
B
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
C#m
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
A
We'll creep up behind him so hard to detect
C#m
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
B B B B
And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse!
[Chorus]
E
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
A B
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
E
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
A B E B E
You're all cunts so fuck you all
E
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
A B
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
E
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
A B E B E
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Solo]
[Chorus]
F#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
B C#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
F#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
B C# F# C# F#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
F#
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
B C#
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
F#
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
B C# F# C# F#
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Outro]
C# B F# F#
Wank!