Intro
D
[Chorus]
D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G A
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G A D A D
You're all cunts so fuck you all
D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G A
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G A D A D
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Go!
[Interlude]
D D G A
D D A A
D D G A
E A A A D
[Verse 1]
Bm
For thirty odd years I have lived with this curse
G
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
Bm
By a witch doctor from over the seas
A
Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
Bm
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
G
An endless tirade of four letter words
Bm
I lash out in anger at all in my way
A A A A
Shocking unspeakable things that I say
[Chorus]
D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G A
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G A D A D
You're all cunts so fuck you all
D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G A
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G A D A D
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Interlude]
D D G A
D D A A
D D G A
E A A A D
D D A D
Fuck you!
[Verse 2]
Bm
Long I have waited to have my revenge
G
To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end
Bm
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
A
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
Bm
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
G
We'll creep up behind him so hard to detect
Bm
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
A A A A
And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse!
[Chorus]
D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G A
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G A D A D
You're all cunts so fuck you all
D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G A
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G A D A D
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Solo]
[Chorus]
E
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
A B
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
E
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
A B E B E
You're all cunts so fuck you all
E
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
A B
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
E
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
A B E B E
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Outro]
B A E E
Wank!