Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
B G#m E F#
B
While Ive been away,
G#m
With nothing to do,
E
I couldnt wait to get home,
F#
And spend time with you,
B
Its been so long,
G#m
But, now its finally here,
E
As I kiss your neck, baby,
F#
What do I hear?
B G#m
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
E F#
C# tampon has beat me to it,
B G#m
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
E F#
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
F#
Yes I can, dummy,
F#
Uh, no you cant, baby,
F#
Yeah, I dont think so,
B
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
G#m
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
E
Or polish my nuts, babe,
F#
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
B
Rub both your nipples,
G#m
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
E F#
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
B
Hell no, I dont think so,
G#m
No red wings youll get,
E
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
F#
Ah, fuck that shit,
B G#m
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
E
Right when you get home from work,
F#
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)
(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)
B G#m
Im on my period, (I get it)
E F#
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
B G#m
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
E F#
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,
Ooh ooh,
C#m E
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
B F#
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
C#m E
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
B F#
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,
B G#m
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
E
To know that I waited all damn week,
F#
Im so excited,
B
Youre there on the bed,
G#m
As I slam the door,
E
I wink at my girl,
F#
And slam my jeans to the floor,
B
Now, here comes your daddy,
G#m
Your big lovin man,
E
Hop up on top, baby,
F#
As quick as you can,
B
Cause Ill go all night,
G#m
And Ill go all day,
E
Ill even go down on you, baby,
F#
What do you say?
B G#m
Im still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
E F#
How long do these stupid things last?
B G#m
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
E F#
Well just let me put it in your ass,
No?
B G#m
Im on my period,
E F#
Shes on her period,
B G#m
Im on my period,
E F#
Shes on her period,
B G#m E F#
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5
B
THE END.
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