Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
F Dm A# C
F
While Ive been away,
Dm
With nothing to do,
A#
I couldnt wait to get home,
C
And spend time with you,
F
Its been so long,
Dm
But, now its finally here,
A#
As I kiss your neck, baby,
C
What do I hear?
F Dm
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
A# C
G tampon has beat me to it,
F Dm
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
A# C
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
C
Yes I can, dummy,
C
Uh, no you cant, baby,
C
Yeah, I dont think so,
F
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
Dm
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
A#
Or polish my nuts, babe,
C
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
F
Rub both your nipples,
Dm
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
A# C
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
F
Hell no, I dont think so,
Dm
No red wings youll get,
A#
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
C
Ah, fuck that shit,
F Dm
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
A#
Right when you get home from work,
C
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)
(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)
F Dm
Im on my period, (I get it)
A# C
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
F Dm
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
A# C
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,
Ooh ooh,
Gm A#
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
F C
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
Gm A#
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
F C
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,
F Dm
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
A#
To know that I waited all damn week,
C
Im so excited,
F
Youre there on the bed,
Dm
As I slam the door,
A#
I wink at my girl,
C
And slam my jeans to the floor,
F
Now, here comes your daddy,
Dm
Your big lovin man,
A#
Hop up on top, baby,
C
As quick as you can,
F
Cause Ill go all night,
Dm
And Ill go all day,
A#
Ill even go down on you, baby,
C
What do you say?
F Dm
Im still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
A# C
How long do these stupid things last?
F Dm
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
A# C
Well just let me put it in your ass,
No?
F Dm
Im on my period,
A# C
Shes on her period,
F Dm
Im on my period,
A# C
Shes on her period,
F Dm A# C
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5
F
THE END.
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