Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
C Am F G
C
While Ive been away,
Am
With nothing to do,
F
I couldnt wait to get home,
G
And spend time with you,
C
Its been so long,
Am
But, now its finally here,
F
As I kiss your neck, baby,
G
What do I hear?
C Am
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
F G
D tampon has beat me to it,
C Am
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
F G
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
G
Yes I can, dummy,
G
Uh, no you cant, baby,
G
Yeah, I dont think so,
C
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
Am
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
F
Or polish my nuts, babe,
G
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
C
Rub both your nipples,
Am
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
F G
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
C
Hell no, I dont think so,
Am
No red wings youll get,
F
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
G
Ah, fuck that shit,
C Am
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
F
Right when you get home from work,
G
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)
(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)
C Am
Im on my period, (I get it)
F G
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
C Am
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
F G
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,
Ooh ooh,
Dm F
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
C G
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
Dm F
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
C G
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,
C Am
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
F
To know that I waited all damn week,
G
Im so excited,
C
Youre there on the bed,
Am
As I slam the door,
F
I wink at my girl,
G
And slam my jeans to the floor,
C
Now, here comes your daddy,
Am
Your big lovin man,
F
Hop up on top, baby,
G
As quick as you can,
C
Cause Ill go all night,
Am
And Ill go all day,
F
Ill even go down on you, baby,
G
What do you say?
C Am
Im still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
F G
How long do these stupid things last?
C Am
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
F G
Well just let me put it in your ass,
No?
C Am
Im on my period,
F G
Shes on her period,
C Am
Im on my period,
F G
Shes on her period,
C Am F G
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5
C
THE END.
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