Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd
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A F#m D E
A
While Ive been away,
F#m
With nothing to do,
D
I couldnt wait to get home,
E
And spend time with you,
A
Its been so long,
F#m
But, now its finally here,
D
As I kiss your neck, baby,
E
What do I hear?
A F#m
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
D E
B tampon has beat me to it,
A F#m
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
D E
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
E
Yes I can, dummy,
E
Uh, no you cant, baby,
E
Yeah, I dont think so,
A
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
F#m
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
D
Or polish my nuts, babe,
E
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
A
Rub both your nipples,
F#m
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
D E
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
A
Hell no, I dont think so,
F#m
No red wings youll get,
D
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
E
Ah, fuck that shit,
A F#m
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
D
Right when you get home from work,
E
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)
(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)
A F#m
Im on my period, (I get it)
D E
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
A F#m
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
D E
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,
Ooh ooh,
Bm D
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
A E
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
Bm D
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
A E
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,
A F#m
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
D
To know that I waited all damn week,
E
Im so excited,
A
Youre there on the bed,
F#m
As I slam the door,
D
I wink at my girl,
E
And slam my jeans to the floor,
A
Now, here comes your daddy,
F#m
Your big lovin man,
D
Hop up on top, baby,
E
As quick as you can,
A
Cause Ill go all night,
F#m
And Ill go all day,
D
Ill even go down on you, baby,
E
What do you say?
A F#m
Im still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
D E
How long do these stupid things last?
A F#m
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
D E
Well just let me put it in your ass,
No?
A F#m
Im on my period,
D E
Shes on her period,
A F#m
Im on my period,
D E
Shes on her period,
A F#m D E
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5
A
THE END.
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